Wooooo! Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Oh no, not again.
I can fly!

Welcome to Wonderland!

Please take your complimentary jetpack and enjoy your tour around. Oh, biscuits! It seems Sergeant Flippers over there took yours. So much for that plan. Who could say no to that happy face.

Well, make sure to give the unicorn a carrot while you’re here. If you see any jubjub birds, do not – under any circumstances – make eye contact. While the result is unexpectedly beautiful, we’re told it is quite unpleasant to experience.

When you wish to return to the “real world,” here’s the door.

unicorn of awesome